05 · 10

OH&S Vietnam Style

To clean a ceiling fan:

1. Drag and push the very heavy drinks fridge across the tiles until it is under the fan. 

2. Use the nearby basin as a stepladder to climb onto the top of the fridge. 

3. While kneeling, reach up to wipe the blades clean. 

Note: Ensure nothing has been unplugged beforehand and that onlookers are available to watch and laugh if you fall. 

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Stephen McGrath
05 · 10

Academic distractions

And this is the reason many of my students don't focus on their academic responsibilities.

Singing, dancing & dreaming of becoming any kind of media star dominates the mind of many. Impressionable kids in a land of little real opportunity are developing delusions of grandeur (you may call these "dreams"). This hunger is fed by an increasing bombardment of high-school age Korean "stars" and local beauties plucked from obscurity, thrust into the limelight regardless of their obvious lack of talent.

Shows like Vietnam's Got Talent are giving kids hope that they can be famous, even though behind the scenes those in the know would be fully aware just how successful exposing the naked ambition of talentless young hopefuls on national TV is. Train crash TV is always popular. 

Talent spotters such as John Roberts Powers prey on these young kids by negotiating their full-day seminars into private school curriculums, when in actuality the people behind the podium addressing high school kids should be academics and career counsellors. Schools, driven by dollar signs, play up to the desires of their pupils by wasting significant time on frivolous pursuits, often pulling students out of important intellectual subjects to have them spend more time getting a dance routine right. 

The culmination of this focus on the performing arts is any number of shows put on to accompany end of semester events, and the presentation of embarrassing, amateur dance routines set to backing tapes, the young, participating students blithely unaware of the sexual overtones present in both action and attire. 

Having attended quite a few of these fashion/dance/talent shows now I can tell you I'm not alone in reporting that they are generally considered bemusing at best, and usually an annoying waste of our free time.

In my opinion these activities should remain as personal hobbies, or incorporated into the music and PE programs as special projects (especially given that sport is practically a dirty word in Vietnamese schools - dance is better than no physical exercise or team-building at all).

Ultimately, I'd like to see school grounds decorated with lavishly-produced, glamorous posters promoting the exciting world of international study/jobs, and the accompanying longevity of such a life, achieved by excelling in academic pursuits.

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Stephen McGrath
05 · 10

Lotteria Happy Time

Happy Time at Lotteria only comes with Shaker Fries. This is because you get that joyful experience all Vietnamese love of making unnecessary noise. You do that by emptying a sachet of smelly, fattening cheese powder into a large paper bag of fries, then shaking vigorously for 30 seconds, all the while giggling like a 6 year old.

Happy Time indeed. 

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Stephen McGrath
05 · 04

Fridae Coconut Sundae

Photo by Apple
Icecream by Trung Nguyen

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Stephen McGrath
05 · 03

Waiting for my girl as giant lightning clouds loom

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Astride a SYM Excel II
Parked on a footpath
Somewhere in District 1
Saigon, Vietnam.

05 · 03

Droplets of tree blood

And when the big wind blows, this is where the red rain goes...

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Stephen McGrath
05 · 03

Fire in the canopy above

It's almost dusk, there's an ominous storm brewing, bats are frantically working in numbers to feast on flying twilight bugs. 
As I follow the seemingly random flight paths of these hungry, tiny marsupials I almost fail to see a hidden beauty directly above my head. Almost...

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Stephen McGrath
04 · 27

The new eyePhone.

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One of the surprises from our first underwater and poolside photo
shoot using only a cheap, waterproof Lumix, was this fantastic image
of me reflected in Quỳnh's eye.
Yesterday I discovered it makes the perfect iPhone lock screen image.
The Retina display on the iPhone 4S was made for shots like this.

So, now I use an eyePhone.

04 · 22

Discarded Heart

You cut out my heart,
Leaving nothing but an empty space. 
Then discarded it, abandoned,
Roasting in the unrelenting sun.

Images made from VAS student craft discards, in District 10, Saigon. 
Collage made by PicWall

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Stephen McGrath
04 · 20

Thunderclouds illuminated

Sunset over The Crescent last night delivered beautiful textures, shapes and hues directly over the sinking fireball, whilst also illuminating thunderclouds on the opposite horizon to the east. 

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Stephen McGrath
Stephen McGrath

Part-time photographer, full-time sporty geek.

Ex-Australian corporate slave set free in Vietnam.
I teach English and ICT in Saigon whilst trying my best to understand this new world I live in, and the fascinating people within it.

My other sites include
http://www.channelsteve.com
http://site.rockportrait.com.au
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hrdrck

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